Coolest thing since AOL
let me just *slip* into something more comfortable

let me just *slip* into something more comfortable

let me just slip into something more comfortable… like my bedroom in which youre not allowed goodbye

mazeon:

STOP WARSHugs!

mazeon:

STOP WARS
Hugs!

when u hit up bae’s house and her hair is still wet from showerin and u go to eat her ass and find out her hair wasn’t wet it’s just greasy from not showerin

w is not a vowel
every message in my inbox for the next 16 years (via corporateaccount)

corporateaccount:

iowa is the only state that consists entirely of vowels

zackisontumblr:

If anybody asks if they know you from somewhere, look them in the eyes and say, “Do you watch porn?”